Category: The Bard

The Bard - Overwatch Collectors Edition

5/26/2016

Alarms are sounded across the land! The Overwatch Collector's Edition has broken its chains and is rampaging through the wilderness with wild abandon! Oh woe; only ace box-wrangler The Bard can save us now! It's High Noo-aurgh!

In ancient times, The Bard was trained in the art of unboxing by the secret grandmasters. In time, he forgot more than he ever knew about this secret craft; however, he still tries to practice it on collector's editions of tabletop and computer games across the land. He even occasionally demonstrates the rare and feared technique of the reboxing!

Recently toys and figures have been seen beneath his feared unboxing knife! Where will it all end?

The Bard - Why Heroquest Is So Great

5/19/2016

A cloaked figure wanders through the crowded tavern, unheeded by all. Suddenly he casts back his hood: it is the Bard! He has come to tell of the greatest thing ever to happen to a table surface: Heroquest!

Feel the excitement! Taste the fear! Heft your Broadsword in celebration of the pinnacle of all that is, was, and could ever be in the arena of fantasy adventure games!

In ancient times, The Bard was trained in the art of unboxing by the secret grandmasters. In time, he forgot more than he ever knew about this secret craft; however, he still tries to practice it on collector's editions of tabletop and computer games across the land. He even occasionally demonstrates the rare and feared technique of the reboxing!

Recently toys and figures have been seen beneath his feared unboxing knife! Where will it all end?

The Bard - Zatanna Bishoujo Statue - Unboxing and Review

2/17/2016

The shadow of darkest sorcery falls across Bardic Lands and the shadow of the unboxing knife falls across Kotobukiya's rendition of DC's Zatanna. Are these two events related or is this all coincidence? More importantly can Zatanna's magic answer the immortal question of 'where's my dwarf'? No man knows...

Conan 'Rage of the Undying' Statue Unboxing and Review

2/6/2016

Christmas strikes in Bardic Lands and only one legendary figure of modern myth is sufficient to the task of enduring the merriment that follows... I speak of Conan! Yes, my microphone stand is a goblet. What of it?

Overwatch Tracer Statue - Unboxing and Review

1/18/2016

Tracer. Who is she? What is she? Where does she come from? The Bard inches his unboxing knife toward some kind of answer in this perilous unboxing of Tracer, the time-bothered flygirl from Blizzard's upcoming game Overwatch.

In ancient times, The Bard was trained in the art of unboxing by the secret grandmasters. In time, he forgot more than he ever knew about this secret craft; however, he still tries to practice it on collector's editions of tabletop and computer games across the land. He even occasionally demonstrates the rare and feared technique of the reboxing!

Recently toys and figures have been seen beneath his feared unboxing knife! Where will it all end?

A Cracking Unboxing - Assassinorum

8/6/2015

The sinister agents of Games Workshop are at it again with one of their rare stand-alone games. This time it's all about assassination in the 41st millennium and the Bard stands ready to brave whatever poison needles and noxious vapours await us in this most deadly of Cracking Unboxings

In ancient times, The Bard was trained in the art of unboxing by the secret grandmasters. In time, he forgot more than he ever knew about this secret craft; however, he still tries to practice it on collector's editions of tabletop and computer games across the land. He even occasionally demonstrates the rare and feared technique of the reboxing!

Recently toys and figures have been seen beneath his feared unboxing knife! Where will it all end?

A Cracking UnBoxing - The Witcher 3

7/6/2015

The Bard at last completes his personal Witcher trilogy by executing a cracking unboxing on the collectors edition of the latest in the series: the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt!

The Bard Unboxes - The Witcher Collectors Edition

7/1/2015

The Bard is battening down the hatches in preparation for the eventual release of The Witcher 3. In readiness of this he has embarked on a series of reboxings of earlier Witcher collector's editions beginning right here with the first one. Features an extended look at the art book!

In ancient times, The Bard was trained in the art of unboxing by the secret grandmasters. In time, he forgot more than he ever knew about this secret craft; however, he still tries to practice it on collector's editions of tabletop and computer games across the land. He even occasionally demonstrates the rare and feared technique of the reboxing!

Recently toys and figures have been seen beneath his feared unboxing knife! Where will it all end?

a cracking reboxing - The Witcher 2 Collector's Edition

6/27/2015

The Bard returns to the Witcher well and delves deep into the collector's edition of the Witcher 2. Be forewarned: it is his favorite computer game collector's edition (so far) and in this video he attempts to show that sequels can be good even in the world of boxes.

A CRACKING REBOXING - AGE OF CONAN COLLECT0RS EDITION

6/12/2015

The Bard appears from the mists of time to re-box another MMO collector's edition from an age undreamed of! Come and lay witness to a collectors edition that was almost good; undone by lacking quality and an art book packed with in-game screenshots and miserable disregard for the actual good art done by skilled artists who gave a damn.