Feel the excitement! Taste the fear! Heft your Broadsword in celebration of the pinnacle of all that is, was, and could ever be in the arena of fantasy adventure games!
In ancient times, The Bard was trained in the art of unboxing by the secret grandmasters. In time, he forgot more than he ever knew about this secret craft; however, he still tries to practice it on collector's editions of tabletop and computer games across the land. He even occasionally demonstrates the rare and feared technique of the reboxing!
Recently toys and figures have been seen beneath his feared unboxing knife! Where will it all end?